There is a lot of shit on t’internet these days about Cloud Seeding, Chemtrails, and more recently Cloud Busting.

I really though that Cloud Busting was a Kate Bush song.

 

The whole idea of getting rid of the annoying rain-giving clouds seemed a good idea, and then I found this:

Having a background in electronics, engineering and metrology, not to mention my Doctorate, I decided to investigate.

So, I’ve looked at a lot of the videos on Twitter, Facebook, OnlyFans and TikTok, and adapted their science. And I think I’ve cracked it.

I have invented the WeatherBox(tm).

My device does away with costly things like the Multimeters and SWR Meters (which I’ve seen on some videos), and just uses a simple box that requires no power supply.

It has two outputs: Ground(black) and Sky(red).
You can leave these unconnected, but that severly limits the range and efficacy of the device.

The Ground output should be connected to, well, the ground. I suggest running a bit of wire to a nail pushed into some soil.

The Sky output is more complicated. You can use copper pipes, but it is very important that they are not in contact with the ground, as this may potentially cause a potentially fatal short-circuit. Potentially.

The ideal Sky link is an inverted umbrella. The parabolic shape will allow you to direct the cloudbusting forces more accurately. An “inverted umbrella” is not just a regular umbrella turned upside down, but is a specially modified one, as shown below.

For safety, the connection to the Box should be made at the Crown Pivot Point (see your Umbrella manual for details).

You can, obviously, just use a bit of wire, but this will not be as efficient.

Be default, the WeatherBox can also be set to summon rain, which might be useful for farmers, but if you’ve just ruined your umbrella, then not particularly useful to you.

It can, also summon Thunder and Lightning. This can be very very frightning.

WeatherBox will soon be available, either as a fully working device, or a kit.