I just have to migrate a hell of a lot of email accounts!
I bought a Peperami this morning. I shouldn’t really, as the high salt and fat content will make me die. They are smaller now!
Or so it seems…
Hi Tony,The weight of Peperamis haven’t changed for years. Indeed we are making them shorter and wider, because we are producing another brand (which is shorter and wider, but also 25g) as well and we would like to simplify our production process, but we definitely keep the usual 25 g net weight.All the best,Your Peperami Team
The problem with this 4 lane running smart motorway guff is that its fine until someone breaks down.
Normally with 3 lanes and a hard shoulder this isn’t too much of a hassle, but with 4 lanes it means that you suddenly lose a 1/4 of the capacity for a short distance causing an instant bottleneck. Sounds brilliant so far. An utter blinder of a plan.
Now imagine this scenario: Poor little old Mrs Thingy in her aged Micra breaks down and gets as far left as she can. The fat controller in the watch-box is busy scratching his knackers and doesn’t spot this hazard immediately. An over-hours HGV driver, distracted by an overdose of Redbull and barnyard pornography also fails to spot the hapless lady in time. Thus her small car is briefly turned into a a metal and flesh death-ball, punted down the carriageway at speeds it has previously never reached. Itchy balls + Redbull + beastiality = dead pensioner.
Can’t possibly happen, right?
Not seen the video of the truck belting down the motorway with a Clio stuck to its front bumper?
As stated elsewhere, I’ve mothballed the Arduino Dalek Project, and started to cannibalize bits for a new project: Arduino control of the turnout points on an N Gauge model railway layout.
For a start, heres some information about the point motors I’m using: The PECO PL-11 side mounted motors, which attach to the side of the points, like this:
These motors operate on 16v AC and require only (and indeed cannot tolerate more than) momentary current, and are currently controlled from “passing contact switches” drawing power from a Capacitor Discharge Unit.
There are currently 6 turnouts/points, arranged in pairs as below. As it would be reckless (and in real life impossible, due to interlocking) to operate either of the pair independently, I’ve decided to activate them together.
As the Arduino can only throw out 5v DC, each pair of motors will need to be driven via a 5v DPDT replay. But, as we can’t leave the current on without melting the motors, each pair will actually need two relays (one for each direction of change), driven independently from different output pins. Another complication is that the relays will have to energised and then de-energised within a specific time-frame to avoid motor damage, but this is a programming issue to be dealt with later.
Obviously I could have chosen to just use SPDT relays, and connect the outputs together, but due to the vagaries of how the motors work and the orientation and placement of them on the layout, I thought it was safer to design and wire it this way at the outset, rather than back-fix it later when it went wrong. Plus, I had all the wiring in place, so thought I might as well use it.
Note the lack of common Ground between the two halves of the circuit. Grounding AC and DC together isn’t a good idea. Just say no.
Anyway, here is all is again on one convenient image.
So now the next stage to to take that abstract squiggle and build it as a circuit.
Note – for myself, mainly: Each “pair” takes up 2 outputs, so for the three pairs of points we need 6 lines from the Arduino, out of a total of 12 (not 14, as I’d rather not use the 0 and 1 lines (RX & TX) as this could cause issues with data transfers activating the relays – something that the Dalek had problems with at first.
To be continued… with a start on Signalling!
Here I go again, repurposing shit. In this case it is both a Doctor Who episode title and some electronic bits.
The Arduino Dalek/Raspberry Dalek project has been on hold for some time (obviously), due to me not being arsed to sort out a niggling wiring problem that only allowed one of the motors to run in one direction. That and the camera melting itself into slag. That didn’t help.
Anyway, today it suffered a major setback when the Arduino and relays got removed for use in another project.
But Daleks never say die, so it might come back later.
The gubbins are being reassigned to Project Railway, and will act as the point motor control system, once I’ve worked the circuit design out.
It seems a long time ago that I started working on an OO Gauge model railway. Well, true to form I abandoned that idea and moved on. Because of space problems, I switched to N Gauge, which takes up half the space.
I came up with the idea of “Garwick”, a station on a mainly industrial line which still handles passenger traffic. The layout is based mainly on the long-closed Maudlands station in Preston, but with several additions which “just seemed like good ideas at the time”.
The time period is somewhat confused, being set in a fictional era where British Rail never ended, and bus deregulation never happened. Hence old-style DMUs and Ribble buses sit alongside late model Transit vans, Austin taxis, modern cars and a BR Blue liveried Class 66.
Garwick is actually two stations. Firstly there is the main station which handles commuter traffic and has a taxi rank and bus stop.
This station was originally a two platform station, but one of the platforms was demolished to provide extra siding space for Shocks Mill. The underpass entrance on the platform now leads to a corridor and storage facilities.
The station sees frequent DMU trains which run to Pill End.
Since the closure of the second platform, the other through line has been mainly used for freight traffic to the nearby coal depot and bitumen processing plant.
There is also the secondary platform which is generally only used by the single car Class 121 service to the main town station . This was built on part of the former marshalling yard of Shocks Mill, which still stands above the site but has been converted in to a housing, and the former site of the original No 2 platform.
To the west, after Farish Lane bridge, the lines split. A single track line runs on to Pill End, and a line runs to the industrial sites at Chain Lane and Caul Road.
To the East, one line runs through the short Victoria tunnel to the City Centre, passing the DMU maintenance depot, while the the main line runs though the double track Albert tunnel to the south to join the main line. Locally, the Albert and Victoria tunnels have been nicknamed “George and Mildred”.
Obviously there is still a lot for work to do. The who track formation needs re-ballasting, the buildings need tidying up, and a lot of dead space needs to be filled. And that’s even before I start trying to hide the various point motors that are highly visible.
Before making the call, you need to prepare yourself for the questions you are going to be asked. It is vitally important that you know the following pieces of information:
Once you have all the information required, there is one last thing to check before you make the call. Can you be heard?
It is all well and good knowing that 7 people want to go from the Brown Trumpet to the Pink Oboe in the name of Lucas, but if you can’t convey this information over the phone then you are screwed.
Good places to call from are:
Pub toilets or porches, beer gardens, anywhere that you can hold a conversation without shouting.
Bad places are:
At the bar on a busy night, 27cm from the main speaker stack at Knebworth when Motorhead are on, Cannock, a train, within earshot of your pissed mate murdering some piss-awful song on karaoke, next to a 747 spooling up for take off, a building site.
Don’t be surly. Really, we’re just trying to do a job. We’re trying to get as many people moved, and thus take as much money as possible. Getting arsey with us really won’t help.
Dear Every Electronics Company In China,
I understand that you have trouble finding people to translate instruction manuals for your products into readable English.
I am willing to undertake this task. Whilst I do not speak nor read Chinese, I am willing to lake your partially translated manuals, which make little sense, and translate them in to correct English.
I work very cheaply, requiring only £12 per hour for my work. I realise that this is about 24 times what you normally pay, but if you want your manuals to be readable, it is a small price to pay.
Also, I will require one example of every product for which you require a manual.
Hope to hear from you soon,
There seems to be a lot of kerfuffle and whatnot about the privacy concerns of the Facebook Messenger App on Android phones going on at the moment. Mainly it seems to be fuelled by this piece of shitehawk “journalism” by the Huffington Post: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/sam-fiorella/the-insidiousness-of-face_b_4365645.html
Please bear in mind that The Huffington Post is owned by AOL, who have a long-standing mardy about Facebook.
So, what are the concerns? Well allegedly Facebook can spy on you constantly, use your phone to send text messages and make calls, yada yada yada be evil. Here is a screencap of the entire list (from that site – taken 13/01/2015)
Notice how it is in text format, and not a screencap. Now, there is a screencap of the current permissions (actually its two screencaps stitched together…
Should you be scared that it can access your microphone and camera?
Firstly, due to the way Android handles permissions, you have to allow access to things all the time for an App to work. iOS does it differently, only requesting access as and when it is needed. So on an Android device you have to agree in advance to let it use your camera, but on an iPhone you can opt to use the App but not let it access the camera. I know which model is better, but I am never, ever, EVER going to make any public statement that I agree with anything that Apple have done. Blame Bono for that.
Secondly, do you really know what all those permissions mean? No? Well I’m going to tell you. With pictures. Try not to fall asleep at the back!
Starting at the top…
I’ll lump all the above into one. The app (yeah bollocks to capitalisation now) allows you to send and revieve SMS/MMS messages. So it needs to be allowed to do just that.
You know how you want to do that chatty with live video and sound? Just try to work out why the app needs to use your camera and microphone.
Just like Facebook posts, messages say where you are. If you don’t like it, turn Locations off in your device settings.
You want to contact people don’t you? No? Oh just delete the app, get rid of Facebook entirely, and go and live in a cave. You could always use Google+.
Hang on, why does it read the call log? Maybe, just maybe, its so that when you start a new conversation it will prioritise those contact’s names in the list as you ham-fistly bash at the screen with your knuckle trying to spell N I C K.
Really, have a guess on this one. Did you go with “so it knows who I am”? Yes? Well you’re not having a prize.
Want to save that pic of a dog in Darth Vader costume that Alan The Muppet just sent you? Well you’ll need this.
The same goes for if you want to send your home-made pornographic version of “The Wrong Trousers” to someone.
Do you want to connect Facebook to your Twitter, Instagram, Swarm, etc accounts?
Can we guess this one?
This is just so that Chatheads can piss you off by floating on your screen in the most inconvenient place possible.
Well it does need to know if the contacts list is synced and up to date or not.
“install shortcuts” allows the app to put those really annoying “Chatheads” on your home screen,
“send sticky broadcast” – this is where it all gets a bit complicated.
A “sticky broadcast” is a parcel of information concerning your identity, location. recent activity, blood pressure, IQ, heart rate, and whether or not you smell of almonds. It is broadcast to the CIA, MI5, Mossad, WASP, Interpol and the ISPF.
Or, it could just be a method of inter-process communtication.
So thats that. Nothing sinster going on at all. Whats more sinister is that Google track your every move and action, that you’ve agreed to this, and furthermore seem quite happy about it.
Yeah yeah I know I’ve said many times that I’m not a big fan of tablets, seeing them as big phones that you can’t make calls from, dismissing them as useless for not having keyboards, and calling them nothing more than toys.
Fair enough, I can be wrong. It does happen.
So the missus bought me a HUDL 2 for Christmas. Ok, it isn’t the ex-MOD Defender 110 I wanted, but that would have been too much to expect.
Here is a screen-grab of the home screen:
Well I’ve never seen a bunch of VW owners looking so happy. Surely they should all be frantically trying to find where the smoke is coming from, and looking worriedly at the huge puddle of oil forming? And there seems to be an AA low-loader missing from the photo.
Oh, and surfing in a meadow really isn’t going to work (unless it is on the tide of oil leaking out of the knackered van).
Well, it is a £129.99 tablet sold exclusively by Tesco. From the info on the box, the important bits are:
410g might seem a lot, but it is probably how much sugar I consume in a day.
Well, I still think it is a bit of a toy, but as Jack Nicholson said, some toys can be “wonderful”. The HUDL is better for watching iPlayer on that an iPhone4 for a start. I can load it up with stuff to watch at work and not have to squint at a tiny screen.
The battery life is fantastic. I got five hours watching stored iPlayer content no problem.
The cameras are ok, but I prefer the ones on the iPhone4, mainly for the ease of physical handling, but also because the HUDL lacks a flash (aha, he saved everyone of us). The automatic Panorama and PhotoSphere functions are cool though.
Bob a Telnet and VNC client on it, fettle your router right and cross your fingers and your can play about on your home machines when you’re on the bus (how come Arriva can provide free WiFi for a ten minute trip into town, yet Virgin can’t for a two hour trip to Preston?).
Blinkbox Books will give you a tenner free credit, which is enough to buy those two Pratchet books that you missed (Unseen Academicals and Making Money in my case).
Well the wifi on it won’t connect to the access point I having running on my Raspberry Pi. Not surprising really, as Android devices in general don’t work with it (and I have no idea why).
It is a little bit big. Far too big to fit in a pocket. Coat makers need to address this. Bring back “poacher’s pockets”!
I find the form factor of the device a little odd. It seems good when used in landscape mode, but it seems a bit too tall when used portrait mode, and a little top heavy too. Maybe it it was about half an inch shorter it would feel better. And its not often that you hear that.
And I still hate touch-screen keyboards.
Eventually, yes. It would be as inevitable as death and taxis not turning up on time.
In general I get hold of tech devices for a reason, but in this case I received one before I knew I needed it. So it has caused me to re-start my learning of app writing for Android devices. This may be considered a good or bad thing. Only time will tell.