Category Archives: Android OS

Facebook App Privacy Concerns Are Bullshit

There seems to be a lot of kerfuffle and whatnot about the privacy concerns of the Facebook Messenger App on Android phones going on at the moment. Mainly it seems to be fuelled by this piece of shitehawk “journalism” by the Huffington Post: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/sam-fiorella/the-insidiousness-of-face_b_4365645.html

Please bear in mind that The Huffington Post is owned by AOL, who have a long-standing mardy about Facebook.

So, what are the concerns? Well allegedly Facebook can spy on you constantly, use your phone to send text messages and make calls, yada yada yada be evil. Here is a screencap of the entire list (from that site – taken 13/01/2015)

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Notice how it is in text format, and not a screencap. Now, there is a screencap of the current permissions (actually its two screencaps stitched together…

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Should you be scared that it can access your microphone and camera?

Firstly, due to the way Android handles permissions, you have to allow access to things all the time for an App to work. iOS does it differently, only requesting access as and when it is needed.  So on an Android device you have to agree in advance to let it use your camera, but on an iPhone you can opt to use the App but not let it access the camera. I know which model is better, but I am never, ever, EVER going to make any public statement that I agree with anything that Apple have done. Blame Bono for that.

Secondly, do you really know what all those permissions mean? No? Well I’m going to tell you. With pictures. Try not to fall asleep at the back!

Starting at the top…

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  • “directly call phone numbers” – well you know that bit in the App where you can telephone people? Have a guess why it needs to do this.
  • “read phone status and identity” – well the two come bundled together. It has to know about your phone and whether ot not you are on a call or not just so that it doesn’t fire up and bombard you with voice calls from Dickhead Dave while you are trying to order a pizza.

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I’ll lump all the above into one. The app (yeah bollocks to capitalisation now) allows you to send and revieve SMS/MMS messages. So it needs to be allowed to do just that.

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You know how you want to do that chatty with live video and sound? Just try to work out why the app needs to use your camera and microphone.

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Just like Facebook posts, messages say where you are. If you don’t like it, turn Locations off in your device settings.

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You want to contact people don’t you? No? Oh just delete the app, get rid of Facebook entirely, and go and live in a cave. You could always use Google+.

Hang on, why does it read the call log? Maybe, just maybe, its so that when you start a new conversation it will prioritise those contact’s names in the list as you ham-fistly bash at the screen with your knuckle trying to spell N I C K.

huff6Really, have a guess on this one. Did you go with “so it knows who I am”? Yes? Well you’re not having a prize.

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Want to save that pic of a dog in Darth Vader costume that Alan The Muppet just sent you? Well you’ll need this.

The same goes for if you want to send your home-made pornographic version of “The Wrong Trousers” to someone.

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Do you want to connect Facebook to your Twitter, Instagram, Swarm, etc accounts?

huff9Right… so here we go…

  • “change network connectivity” – this basically allows the app to determine if you actually have a valid connection or not. Its a badly worded phrase in the Android permissions list really. Panic Not.
  • “download files without notifications” – Do you really want to have to agree to see every picture that you are sent?
  • “full network access” – It is a communications app. It will need it.
  • “receive data from internet” – How do you think message are received.
  • “view network connections/ view Wi-Fi connections” – bundled in with the above “change network connectivity”

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Can we guess this one?

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This is just so that Chatheads can piss you off by floating on your screen in the most inconvenient place possible.

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  • “control vibration” – buzz your phone if it is on silent
  • “prevent tablet from sleeping” – keep the screen turned on if the app is active
  • “change your audio settings” – actually is should be called “check your audio settings”. It is used to determine whether your device buzzes or bings.

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Well it does need to know if the contacts list is synced and up to date or not.

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“install shortcuts” allows the app to put those really annoying “Chatheads” on your home screen,

and finally…

“send sticky broadcast” – this is where it all gets a bit complicated.

A “sticky broadcast” is a parcel of information concerning your identity, location. recent activity, blood pressure, IQ, heart rate, and whether or not you smell of almonds. It is broadcast to the CIA, MI5, Mossad, WASP, Interpol and the ISPF.

Or, it could just be a method of inter-process communtication.

So thats that. Nothing sinster going on at all. Whats more sinister is that Google track your every move and action, that you’ve agreed to this, and furthermore seem quite happy about it.

 

A Few Days With a HUDL 2

Yeah yeah I know I’ve said many times that I’m not a big fan of tablets, seeing them as big phones that you can’t make calls from, dismissing them as useless for not having keyboards, and calling them nothing more than toys.

Fair enough, I can be wrong. It does happen.

So the missus bought me a HUDL 2 for Christmas. Ok, it isn’t the ex-MOD Defender 110  I wanted, but that would have been too much to expect.

Here is a screen-grab of the home screen:

2014-12-26 13.58.30Well I’ve never seen a bunch of VW owners looking so happy. Surely they should all be frantically trying to find where the smoke is coming from, and looking worriedly at the huge puddle of oil forming? And there seems to be an AA low-loader missing from the photo.

Oh, and surfing in a meadow really isn’t going to work (unless it is on the tide of oil leaking out of the knackered van).

Anyway…

So what is a HUDL 2 then?

Well, it is a £129.99 tablet sold exclusively by Tesco. From the info on the box, the important bits are:

  • 8.3″ FHD 1920×1200 IPS LCD anti-smudge screen
  • Intel Atom quad-core processor up to 1.83 GHz
  • Android 4.4.2 Kitkat
  • 16 GB Storage (expandable  by another 32GB)
  • Dual Band Wifi
  • 2GB RAM
  • 1.2MP Front Camera
  • 5MP Rear Camera
  • Bluetooth 4.0
  • Micro-HDMI and Micro-USB ports
  • Weighs 410g

410g might seem a lot, but it is probably how much sugar I consume in a day.

And what is it good for?

Well, I still think it is a bit of a toy, but as Jack Nicholson said, some toys can be “wonderful”. The HUDL is better for watching iPlayer on that an iPhone4 for a start. I can load it up with stuff to watch at work and not have to squint at a tiny screen.

The battery life is fantastic. I got five hours watching stored iPlayer content no problem.

The cameras are ok, but I prefer the ones on the iPhone4, mainly for the ease of physical handling, but also because the HUDL lacks a flash (aha, he saved everyone of us). The automatic Panorama and PhotoSphere functions are cool though.

Bob a Telnet and VNC client on it, fettle your router right and cross your fingers and your can play about on your home machines when you’re on the bus (how come Arriva can provide free WiFi for a ten minute trip into town, yet Virgin can’t for a two hour trip to Preston?).

Blinkbox Books will give you a tenner free credit, which is enough to buy those two Pratchet books that you missed (Unseen Academicals and Making Money in my case).

And what is it bad for?

Well the wifi on it won’t connect to the access point I having running on my Raspberry Pi. Not surprising really, as Android devices in general don’t work with it (and I have no idea why).

It is a little bit big. Far too big to fit in a pocket. Coat makers need to address this. Bring back “poacher’s pockets”!

I find the form factor of the device a little odd. It seems good when used in landscape mode, but it seems a bit too tall when used portrait mode, and a little top heavy too. Maybe it it was about half an inch shorter it would feel better. And its not often that you hear that.

And I still hate touch-screen keyboards.

Would I have bought one myself?

Eventually, yes. It would be as inevitable as death and taxis not turning up on time.

In general I get hold of tech devices for a reason, but in this case I received one before I knew I needed it. So it has caused me to re-start my learning of app writing for Android devices. This may be considered a good or bad thing. Only time will tell.

Samsung Galaxy Europa

I recently bought a Samsung Galaxy Europa from 3, to replace my old Sony Ericsson W595 which had become increasingly unreliable following a freak rollercoaster accident back in September.

The Europa, AKA the GT-I 5500 is an alleged smartphone, running Android 2.2. It cost me 50 quid, plus 15 quid pre-loaded on a SIM card. Not too bad, unless you want to keep your old number, in which case you end up with a spare SIM with 15 quid on it, which expires within one month.

One of the reasons, besides the obvious need of a phone replacement, that I bought the thing was my desire to replace my current “smartphone” combination of an old 3rd generation iPod and MiFi dongle thing. Carrying the pair of them around was a pain, considering the battery life of each, so I was looking for something about the same size that wouldn’t entail a pocket full of cables and mains adapters.

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As you can see, the Europa is smaller than the iPod, with a considerably smaller screen, so consequently the on-screen keyboard is far too small and fiddly for a normal sized human to use, let alone a giant ham-fisted oaf like me.

The Europa has a 2 mega-pixel camera, which is crap. Any more information about it would be superfluous.

The processor is woefully underpowered, and apps keep crashing. A particular problem is the WiFi system failing to work and the settings page just reporting “Error!”. Useful.

If by some arcane magic the Wifi system does work and the Europa is used as a mobile hotspot, the data rate is deplorable:

<img class="aligncenter" alt="" src="http://www.speedtest.net/result/1694956938 non prescription viagra.png” width=”300″ height=”135″ />Note that I was is Stafford at the time, which is considerably more than 50 miles from Morecambe. Hence I could not see the Chinese Synchonized Swimming Team practicing.

Also, using the phone as a hotspot causes you to fall foul of Three’s piss-awful censorship. Most URL shorteners seem to be blocked.

So it looks like I’ll be keeping the MiFi for a while yet. And, considering how ropey the phone is, (despite my hatred of Apple) the iPod too.