About Me

I am Tony.

I’m nearly fifty, nearly 6’6″, nearly 14 1/2 stone, and I have had a much varied career in various fields.

I’ve sold brushes at the door step, sold books on a market stall, pumped fuel, written a bad book (buy on paper, buy pdf), worked at a university, unsuccessfully worked at a transport company that was too dumb to to realise that online timetables could be a thing, built whole brand identities, driven taxis, and currently work part time doing admin for a taxi company, and part time as a self employed IT consultant and code monkey.

Not a lot of money coming in there.

Despite me currently being a boring old man, I’ve done some strange stuff in my life.

I’ve raced motorcycles, written computer games, climbed mountains, played bass on TV and worked with some absolutely brilliant people.

I’ve also been mentally unstable, ruined a lot of cars, ruined my life twice, wasted a lot of money, and worked with some absolute shits.

And David Cameron still owes me four cans of Bitter.

For some reason I have a mobygames profile which is unconnected to any of the game I actually wrote,  and I’m cited on Urban Dictionary in the Wanky Shit Demon entry.

Due to be being on the BBC News with former Climax Blues Band bassist Derek Holt, I have a “Theoretical” Bacon Number of 3, or had, until they changed the rules to remove TV appearences.

Derek was on Buzzcocks Ep #20.6, along with Bonnie Tyler, who had done the 56th Annual Academy Awards TV Special with Bacon back in 1984.

 
I’m currently writing my second book, while might be marginally worst that the first one, but longer.

Politics wise, I probably Center-Left if anything. I’m not a strong believer in anything apart from the Conservative Party being a bunch of self-serving, money-grabbing arseholes.

I think that Boris Johnson is a comedy character created by Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson that somehow got out of hand.

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