You can email me if you really want to. The email address is, but please take out the MUSHROOM, as I am alergic to them.

Dont bother, though, if you are a Russian mail-order bride, a forklift truck rental company, anyone selling penis enhancement or cock-hardening drugs, or have a hotmail/outlook/live email address.


Trains, Trams, Canals, old computer shite and a lot of moaning.